Buvey
The Club. Presenter on The Club and his own Buvey YouTube channel.
Accuracy only counts predictions with a verdict. Opinions never affect it.
Most controversial takes
βMateus Fernandes, triple relegated, he is the worst signing I've seen in all my lifeβ
βMan City have provided a net positive to English football within the last 10, 15 yearsβ
βChelsea paid a massive fee for Morgan Rogers, I'm not sure what he provides. I don't think he will ever be a world-class footballerβ
βKevin Schade isn't better than Martinelli β
βIs Man Utd's midfield a million miles off Arsenal. I don't think it isβ
βTzolis is better than Rashford, on Β£400k a week stinking the gaff outβ
βHull City will get the lowest points total in the history of this country. I think they're the worst side to ever get promotedβ
Latest predictions
βCarrick is not going to win the sack race ahead of De Zerbiβ
βTottenham do not beat Aston Villa, they don't beat themβ
βMarmoush won't score 11 Premier League goals this seasonβ
βArsenal will get more than 85 points this seasonβ
All Buvey's takes
βMarmoush looks poor, Savinho looks poor, Tonali looks a million miles off of itβ
βI love the signing of Ndiaye, I think that's better than the Enzo FernΓ‘ndez signingβ
βI worry about De Zerbi. His side have got no style, no physicality, no braveryβ
βElliot Anderson, of all the new signings, he is the most likely to stay at Man Cityβ
βTzolis is better than Rashford, on Β£400k a week stinking the gaff outβ
βIf anything happens to Havertz, Arsenal will be in a world of pain. The link up play, the finishing, the movementβ
βWhenever Kobbie Mainoo is in the side, I just think Man Utd tick, they have a rhythm of play, they're more calmβ
βGonzalo GarcΓa is a big flat flop for Fulhamβ
βHull City will get the lowest points total in the history of this country. I think they're the worst side to ever get promotedβ
βΕ eΕ‘ko might be top 4, top 5 strikers in the leagueβ
βWirtz is an absolute generational transfer flop, this is Shevchenko 5.0 and it's awfulβ
βHarwood-Bellis is nowhere good enough to play in the Premier League for Aston Villaβ
βI'm not worried about Chelsea in this title raceβ
βWe have to talk about how scary Arsenal are going to be in the title raceβ
βTyrique George, oh mate, he's got a high ceilingβ
βCarlos Baleba is only 22 years old, it's absurd how high his ceiling isβ
βINEOS are so inept they won't get rid of Carrick quicklyβ
βMan City would still finish above Man Utd with a 100 point deductionβ
βSpurs should get Eddie Howe, he's available, he understands the league, he makes you solid, he makes players play for you.]β
βLiverpool still need a defensive midfielder who can win the ball and stop play, like Caicedo β
βWirtz doesn't try hard, wears long sleeves in summer, no physicality, no belief, looks homesick, looks anemicβ
βPep is the greatest manager in the history of footballβ
βLacroix is a Gary Cahill, he hasn't got a John Terry next to him, do you know what time trying to sayβ
βI look at Saka and I go where's that star elementβ
βMy flop of the season is Bruno Fernandes - he was punching miles above his weight playing one game a weekβ
βI'd love to see Donnarumma back in Italian football. I could see him playing at Real Madrid, replace Courtoisβ
βThe right-back for Liverpool is a real problem. Frimpong offers very very little, he's , not physical enoughβ
βI don't want Enzo FernΓ‘ndez (at Man City)β
βDespite how much they've spent, Tottenham are going to really struggleβ
βPhil Foden has improved his overall but he isn't a right wingerβ
βMax Dowman is going to get a lot of football [...] he'll get to 20 games this seasonβ
βTzolis is better than Rashfordβ
βIt's an absurd claim and not proportionally to remove City's titlesβ
βArsenal's forward line is worse than last yearβ
βLuka VuΕ‘koviΔ will be a Β£100m centre-back in the next few years, easy. He's a Real Madrid centreback!β
βStarting Rashford every single week is going to cost United pointsβ
βRogers is harder than Riceβ
βWhen Eze gets going, he does things Γdegaard could only dream ofβ
βEnzo FernΓ‘ndez is signing of the seasonβ
βΒ£93m for Tonali, they've had their pants pulled down hereβ
βJames Justin is criminally slept on by football fansβ
βNdiaye is a better natural winger than Phil Fodenβ
βLeeds can finish top 8, easilyβ
βBrentford away is one of the toughest away days in European football, Chelsea would rather go to Atletico Madrid than Brentford away β
βBruno Fernandes is a cheap bottle of beer in how he carries himselfβ
βBouaddi has to start with Elliot Anderson if Man City were to play against PSG in the Champions League finalβ
βWharton for me is a better player than Mainooβ
βCity should get a massive symbolic points deduction and a massive symbolic fine that represents some sort of massive benefit to the rest of English footballβ
βI like the Newcastle manager, I think he looks young, ambitious and hungryβ
βEven if Saliba was out for 12 months injured, Konsa and Gabriel win Arsenal the titleβ
βGonzalo GarcΓa won't score the kind of goals that keeps Fulham in the leagueβ
βKonsa is better than Lisandro Martinezβ
βDe Zerbi coming out and publicly criticising Spurs was absurd and damagingβ
βAndy Robertson isn't good enough to be starting for a side that need to be in the Champions Leagueβ
βScott could be an all round midfielder at Real Madrid level scoring goals, a bit like a Jude Bellingham profileβ
βThe Bruno Fernandes train may be overβ
βBrighton can qualify for the Champions League because we're now seeing three of the big six struggling. Chelsea, Man Utd and Tottenhamβ
βTzolis - GyΓΆkeres - Saka isn't a world-class front threeβ
βMan Utd are crap aren't they. They've got no passages of play, no style, no grace, no elegance, no aesthetic qualityβ
βNico GonzΓ‘lez is one that's going to break my heart everytime he puts in a 10/10 performance, becase he should be doing it on some level for [Man] Cityβ
βI'd sell Mathys Tel, he's absolutely rubbish mate, absolute rubbishβ
βKevin Schade isn't better than Martinelli β
βIf Alonso can sure things up defensively he'll get Chelsea top 5 easyβ
βMarmoush I think will come good for Tottenhamβ
βArsenal are 50% favourites to win this title, Manchester City 35%, Chelsea 10%, Man Utd & Liverpool 5%β
βDonnarumma on his worst day is better than Lammens has ever had in his life as a keeperβ
βMan City have provided a net positive to English football within the last 10, 15 yearsβ
βChelsea paid a massive fee for Morgan Rogers, I'm not sure what he provides. I don't think he will ever be a world-class footballerβ
βMosquera and Konsa is better than Man Utd's defensive partnership, and potential Man City's and Chelsea'sβ
βPhil Foden will be the most improved player of the season.β
βManzambi could have a higher ceiling than Morgan Rogersβ
βIt's absolutely absurd to think that Pep knew what was going on behind the scenes at Cityβ
βArsenal want a tekky winger [...] they should have signed Barcolaβ
βNewcastle punched so high, GonzΓ‘lez didn't really want to go there, he thinks he's better than that. They've lulled in a big big fish.β
βIs Man Utd's midfield a million miles off Arsenal. I don't think it isβ
βRecce James is so overrated now [...] he had a poor World Cup, always injury prone, doesn't even qualify for Europe anymoreβ
βArsenal should have signed Morgan Rogers, instead they get Tzolis from Norwich Cityβ
βJacquet is fantastic, he will be a world class centre-back one day. 100%. He's got everything in the lockerβ
βO'Reilly is due a big season, i think he could be in midfield, that's the concernβ
βMarmoush is comparable to Ε eΕ‘ko, JoΓ£o Pedro, and GyΓΆkeres. He isn't worse than GyΓΆkeres for sureβ
βI don't even know if Haaland will get in the Team of the Season, the haircut is winding me up to be honestβ
βMan Utd are little bit overrated, you had one game a season, it was an absolute luxuryβ
βMateus Fernandes, triple relegated, he is the worst signing I've seen in all my lifeβ
βMerino is more of a viable option upfront than GyΓΆkeres as backupβ
Buvey's 2026/27 table
| Pos | Buvey's prediction | Actual | Out by |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | MCIMan City | MCIMan City | Spot on |
| 2 | ARSArsenal | ARSArsenal | Spot on |
| 3 | LIVLiverpool | BHABrighton | 2 |
| 4 | MUNMan Utd | CHEChelsea | 9 |
| 5 | n/a | LIVLiverpool | β |
| 6 | n/a | BREBrentford | β |
| 7 | n/a | LEELeeds | β |
| 8 | n/a | EVEEverton | β |
| 9 | n/a | HULHull City | β |
| 10 | n/a | IPSIpswich Town | β |
| 11 | n/a | NEWNewcastle | β |
| 12 | n/a | AVLAston Villa | β |
| 13 | n/a | MUNMan Utd | β |
| 14 | n/a | CRYCrystal Palace | β |
| 15 | n/a | BOUBournemouth | β |
| 16 | n/a | TOTTottenham | β |
| 17 | n/a | COVCoventry | β |
| 18 | BREBrentford | FULFulham | 12 |
| 19 | IPSIpswich Town | NFONottm Forest | 9 |
| 20 | HULHull City | SUNSunderland | 11 |
| Out by | Void | ||
Actual is the current 2026/27 table. Out by is how many places each team Buvey predicted is from where it sits now. A lower total is better. If Buvey left any position as n/a, the total is void.